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Today in Ryans I Hate: Theriot, Dempster
Those girls who say your Caray impression is funny are doing it ironically, Dempster.With “Play Ball!” Day rapidly approaching, fluff pieces about bunting tournaments and Alfonso Soriano leading off...
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Troll Dempster
Idea and picture courtesy of Slak.I was all geared up for a fitting sendoff to one of the most annoying Cubs since Kevin Millar farted his way around Spring Training that one year. But then...
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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #3: Jeff “Le” Blauser “Ski”
This is what happens when you fuck a routine grounder in the ass!Only one player in my lifetime made the top ten of both the B126 and the T79. That player sort of reminds me of Cousin Larry. Or William...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: LRP Terry Mulholland
It’s Terry Mulholland. Trust me.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things right off the...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: SU Kent Mercker
I think Mercker is the one on the right.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things right off...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: CP Joe Borowski
I’m really not trying to hurt Joe’s feelings. This was the best picture I could find in the appropriate size.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: BN Mark DeRosa
There are a WEIRD number of uncomfortable DeRosa close-ups on the internet. A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time....
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: SP Mike Harkey
Mike, you’ve…grown. A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things right off the bat. I...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: SP Matt Clement
DAT BEARD.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things right off the bat. I looked at...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: 1B Daryle Ward
DAT ASSA passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things right off the bat. I looked at stats,...
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